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Nurse Jenni: Poo Resume »

Hello! My name is Jenni and i’m a nurse! One of the joys of being a nurse, is having the privilege of seeing and interacting with a lot of poo. I’ve seen it all. All types, colors, shapes, smells, textures… Allow me to share a few brown badges of courage I  have accumulated in my ...

Posted by: nursejennipoo on August 6, 2010 @ 5:54 am
Filed under: Featured,Stories

Pooer Polls

Which of the following would you consider to be the most important invention

  • Flushing toilet (100%, 1 Votes)
  • iPhone (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Airplane (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Light bulb (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Penicillin (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Telephone (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Internet (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Wheel (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 1


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intr.v. pooed, poo·ing, poos

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avatarGrand Poobah

I just locked a smelly poop in a bathroom without a fan.

posted: 1 year, 6 months ago.
avatarGrand Poobah

Wow rpoo, that is rough stuff! I recall in my childhood making fun of a kid so thoroughly for shitting his pants on a class trip that he never came back to school! Hopefully you have recovered from the absolute humiliation.

posted: 2 years, 10 months ago.

Pretty much all my friends (and teachers D:) know about this story. I’m sure this will haunt me to my grave

Every year my school holds a holiday trip to Florida, having never been there I immediately wanted to go, my parents gave in eventually ad let me go, Finally the day came and I was on my way to Florida I Noticed I had a funny feeling in my stomach just before I left the house, But I assumed it was excitement.

I get to Disneyland (the third day out on the holiday) and now I’m feeling very bloated and queasy after going about 4 days without crapping. Anyway the first thing my friends want to do is get something to eat (since we overslept and missed breakfast), we charge to a fast food stall and they tempt me into getting a hot dog, I knew as soon as I finished it that I would regret it.

Some hours later my stomach is feeling like a balloon and I start to get the feeling that I need to do a huge shit, I’m sweating and clenching my butt together just waiting in the line for Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. I looked desperately at the queue, willing it to move. I let a few farts slip out by accident then walking, but it turned out they weren’t just farts.

I Felt an alarming moistness on my butt cheeks and I feel some shit come out. My face literally was like this O.O as the shit continued to fill my panties, the stench was filling the air and my friends were looking around to see what it was, I tried to play along but little did I know that the shit had gone through my panties and began to drip down my leg. Whats worse? I was wearing tiny denim shorts. I turn around to look at my ass and my worst fears are confirmed. The entire ass section of my shorts was covered in shit. I sprint through the queue and to the toilets. I manage to clean myself up and then realize I have no more clothes.

posted: 3 years, 1 month ago.

had a poo.

posted: 4 years, 0 months ago.
avatarGrand Poobah

OH my, it smells.

posted: 4 years, 2 months ago.